What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 15:51
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Zika Virus Is Back After 6 Years in One of the Most Popular U.S. Tourist Destinations - AOL.com
Thumbs down again.
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Planetarium’s discovery about outer solar system shocks astronomers - South China Morning Post
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
The World Ends with You Director Tatsuya Kando Leaves Square Enix - Anime News Network
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Trump Media Raises $2.32B—Bitcoin Treasury and Big Moves Ahead - Bitcoin.com News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Apple’s Craig Federighi on the long road to the iPad’s Mac-like multitasking - Ars Technica
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?